January 2011
19 posts
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The True Meaning of Friendship
Antoine: What's the plan for tomorrow, Kristin-san? Can I meet you at your house?
Kristin: Yes, that's fine. I am assuming you're talking about the burlesque show?
A: I thought we were going to do the Jane Austen Fight Club.
K: Dude, we don't even have petticoats yet.
A: True.
K: We wouldn't want anyone to think our fisticuffs weren't Regency-themed.
A: Exactly, see, this is why we're friends.
(Antoine also used "bitchin" in this conversation. Everyone should have an Antoine. I don't remember what I did without him.)
Piano on a Sandbar Mystery Solved →
I love this kid. He’s got a bright future.
DON’T EVER LET YOUR MOM TELL YOU IT’S SILLY TO PUT A PIANO ON A SANDBAR FOR NO REASON, KIDS. Don’t you ever let them tell you what you can’t do.
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“We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the...”
– Katharine Hepburn (Me: Stories of My Life)
Kanye West = Brian Wilson →
“It might be time to start thinking of Kanye West as the opposite of Brian Wilson. Instead of struggling with crippling shyness, Kanye forces his fans to deal with his crippling case of whatever the opposite of shyness is.”
Ahahahahahaha and also yes, indeed.
Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know →
The thing I hate most about the New Year? A list like this comes out, every single time.
world-shaker:
Here’s a sample:
Fax machines: Can you say “scan,” “.pdf” and “email?”
One picture to a frame: Such a waste of wall/counter/desk space to have a separate frame around each picture. Eight gigabytes of pictures and/or video in a digital frame encompassing every person you’ve ever met and...
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2011 Suggestions →
New on at my Blogspot: I think “resolutions” puts an awful lot of pressure on us, don’t you? This year I’m going with “suggestions” instead. Here’s the list.
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