December 2010
7 posts
From the Desk of Frances Mustang: Transmission... →
It’s Christmastime at Frances Mustang’s Office!
standbysatan:
The transition from Hell to Santa’s part of the Celestial Plane has been difficult, to say the least. My new Blackberry doesn’t get any reception here (it’s a wasteland), so I have to send this by imp. It may not make it, but I bribed him with a vacation package in the Bile Baths, so I may have a…
Blaine over Family
Today on Twitter
My brother: If @davidblaine shows up at your wedding, I'm leaving.
Me: I think in that situation, I would probably have to choose Blaine over family. Sorry.
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Stereotyping You By Your Favorite Album of... →
marleymagaziner:
flavorpill:
A brief sample:
M.I.A., Maya People who won’t stop telling you shit you already know about WikiLeaks.
MGMT, Congratulations People who get the joke five minutes later, once you’ve moved on to a new topic.
The Arcade Fire, The Suburbs That friend who suddenly started liking Bruce Springsteen after years of indie snobbery.
of Montreal, False Priest Drama...
For Immediate Release: Today's News
NEWS: BRIDE TO BE TO BARF ON GUEST LIST
by Danial James Tallarico on Tuesday, 07 December 2010 at 12:38
For Immediate Release
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, December 7, 2010 — Kristin Ross has announced today that she is on the verge of barfing up the contents of her stomach onto her guest list. She is due to wed Stephen Foland in the coming year and the stress of organizing a proper guest...